lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

(Source: susgirl)

vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

relahvant:

mariovevo:

be the person your dog thinks you are

this is literally the single most inspirational post on tumblr

(Source: freewlfi)

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2)

jehovahzwetness:

My GPS lady sounds like she hasn’t been fucked in a long time