scrlett:

no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful 

gracehelbig:

comets-rockets-helbig:

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mamrie hart everyone

I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH

unitedstatesoftony:

im a social vegan

i avoid meet

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

redvinesgiraffe:

democracykills:

swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

(Source: swaggersbacktotheimpala)

beyoncebeytwice:

matching underwear make u feel great but matching black underwear make u feel powerful